Driving Mr. Webhead

Good morning folks! I hope all of you had a nice three day weekend. In my case a two and half day weekend but I'll still take any day off I can get. Although coming back to work after having a Monday off really throws the week off, not that I am complaining but wouldn't it have been easier if whoever thought up Labor Day could have decided to have the holiday on Friday instead of a Monday? Oh well.

Speaking of Labor Day, I didn't see many people on the roads this holiday, obviously the price of gas had a huge effect. However I didn't see it go up more than a few cents over the weekend, which is a good sign I would think. I didn't get out much this weekend but I am amazed at one of the habits people have when driving.

For instance, most of us have at one time, or in my case all the time, have done "the look". Now you're probably thinking to yourself what is "the look", well it's when your driving along and you glance over to the other car beside you and take a "look" inside but you do it fast enough so the other driver doesn't notice you "looking. Yes we are all "lookers", I think it's human nature, I know I am one of the worst offenders. It's hard not to want to "look". Especially if there is something there worth looking at, hot girl or girls. But there are also times when you wish you hadn't looked and let's just leave it at that.

Now when it comes to looking, guys and girls have different styles, for instance guys just plain suck at trying to look without getting caught. We have no sense of stealthiness. We get caught looking all the time, especially when that beautiful girl pulls up next to your car and you not only get busted by her, you get busted by your girlfriend or wife who just happens to be in the car while your looking.

As for the ladies well they have ninja stealth, it's very scary how they do it. I swear they don't even move their heads or eyes. It's like some sort of special power they have, they are able to see the two guys 10 cars in front of them while checking out the girl in the car beside them who is wearing the Gucci glasses they want for their birthday while watching the movie playing in the van in front of them without even turning their heads. FREAKY!

I will say this I've seen some pretty interesting going's on when I've "looked" and then I've seen some things I wish I hadn't seen and I don't know how many times I've gotten busted, probably too many.

No update yet on Beanie Wells, I have a feeling Tress will announce something later this week. I really hope Beanie is ok and they hold him out of the OU game just to give him time to completely heal.

Well that's about it for today. I think I will let Homer take us out, what say ye Homer? "Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman."

Damn Alligator's, ruining it for everyone! Have a good one folks!